Alphapuggle PieFedFor the glory of the empire!
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Edit: now with torpedo for @Rhaedas@fedia.io
Edit MKII: and the proper model (thanks lousy image search and my own laziness) for @Davel23@fedia.io
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Way more fuckable than the k’tinga
You know… it takes a certain kind of something to ride into battle on what is either a weird sex toy, or a weird vacuum attachment, and still be intimidating.
everyone talks of Klingon Honour but no one talks of Klingon Kinks
Is it still a kink if it’s your whole prevailing culture?
on a Klingon cultural level, no. On an intercultural level however, when you’re talking multiple interstellar alliances that may not consider that to be conventional: possibly
Is it open or is it wink wink nudge nudge quiet
Lost opportunity to have the image include the torpedo firing.
The best things out of the Motion Picture in no particular order: the jumpstart of the Klingon and Vulcan languages, the beauty shots of the Enterprise, and the opening scene (which would include the intro of the Klingon leitmotif).
TMP was the closest hard SF that Star Trek has gotten.
I don’t particularly need my Star Trek to be hard SF, but it’s a good place to visit sometimes.
Fixed for ya.
Qa’Pla’!
It was an ankle twistingly fun toy in the 80s.
Hmm, that looks like Honoré de Balzac to me…
Come on, ummthatguy, that is clearly a K’tinga. I expect better from you.
Done.
What’s this?! K’tinga is evolving!
The Vor’Cha class attack cruiser looks better. :V