Alphapuggle PieFedWhat is the lamest pickup line you can think of?
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Mine is
"Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart."
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Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
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Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Help...
Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it's Volition.
He is indeed.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
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Girls don't pay bills here, sad though!
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I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink.. I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.
I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.
What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL
You're eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
Want to come home and fuck?
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart
My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!